The light of the moon shone down from the heavens above, casting its fortuitous light upon a nearby tree. Seated atop that tree was a large building, a lab with pristine white walls. What kind of bizarre lunatic would build a lab in a tree? There was only one silly simian scientist who would decide to build a lab at the top of a tree: The powerful primate professor known only as "Jam". This monkey of science was a miracle of nature! He was an anthropomorphic simian capable of the most implausible kinds of mad-science.
The monkey-man stood at 5 feet 10 inches, worse an unbuttoned lab-coat, and took special care not to wear pants or any sort of protective gear. This monkey did implausible and dangerous science while wearing almost nothing! The only protection he needed was his thick coat of fur, which covered most of his body. Of course, areas on his body such as his face, stomach, butt, hands, and hand-feet remained exposed. Still, this didn't deter the simian's scientific advancem